Pondering (instead of working)

Am I so uncool that I just don't like to be in the presence of "coolness"? Or is it that I see through overattempts at "coolness" too easily and it all just annoys me? I'm perfecty willing to go with the second option. Doesn't change the fact that I am just not cool, but... I don't know. I need to get back to work.

I made my tea a little too strong (okay, a LOT too strong), and now I'm on a complete caffeine buzz. Not, um, cool.